While there’s numerous lists similar to this one, this is the most in depth list I’ve found and is great at explaining the true strengths of INTJs. [source]
fun fact one time robert pattinson was supposed to get punk’d at the bar where my cousin works and they got all the employees in on it and everything but when it came time to punk him his friends couldn’t get him to leave his house and that’s when I knew I loved robert pattinson
wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs
also wear shoes that aren’t your actual size and use gloves if you have to touch anything
what the hell is this here? A how-to-commit-the-perfect-crime??
helping others is always nice
also if you know someone you can’t stand leave some of their hair at the crime scene
i dont think goosebumps books ever came into print i think they just mystically appeared in public school libraries one day already in mediocre condition
this sounds like a plot for a goosebumps book about goosebumps books
All I have going for me is sarcasm, resting bitch face, huge thighs, and really good eyebrows.
Kris Jenner is the real life version of Regina George’s mom
And which one of her kids is Regina George?